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Writer, journalist, PR bod. Bookworm and nutella addict.

Writer, illustrator, worker bee. Be warned: I do tweet quite a lot.

Stole some Chewits in 1979. The guilt still haunts me. Silver-throated roustabout, iconoclast and proper ninny.

I'm a journalist, forget about it.

¡Yo soy un disco quebrado!