DashingCripple

I am an idiot.

Contrary, paranoid, lamentably unfunny but hopefully pleasant enough...

Mistresses of nonsense. Queens of stabbing. There is where we Boo to you:-p

I ain't no goddess.

I amuse me and that's all that fucking matters.

A guy with a beard and a dog.

I'm pretty sure I enjoy breasts much much more than you do. So much so, I carry some with me at all times.

Books.Coffee. Cats. Chess. Charcoal sticks. Pyroclastic flow. Old buildings. Eddie Izzard. Forensic. Push bike. I sketch & paint too. Power-tools. ♣

Every 6 out of 8 people on Twitter only talk to you because they want to wear your skin as a dress. I am one of those people. I also say 'fuck' a lot.