DougieD0uG

Gather 'round kids, and listen to stories of my demise.

Cynical, sarcastic asshole, and I'm fine with it, so piss off. I do not like you and I never will. Deal with it. Fuck you.

Janice Dickinson called me a hot mess once. @jferg1616's bitch.

Wordsmith, writer...bonafide rarity. A little raunchy...alotta sexy. ALWAYS classy. Loves firm handshakes, eye contact & captivating conversation. Entice me

Just biding my time. Holding on to my tits and dreams.

Stop laughing. Or don't. I don't care.

Living Dead girl secretly hoping for a zombie apocalypse.

Sweet & Sassy, rolled into one. You Kik me, I Kik back. I have a huge crush on Red Velvet cupcakes and Vodka.

I'm in love with your voice.

I'm the neighbor Staring over the fence and wishing Your lot was a forest.