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Duke created a boo
18 March 2012
play0:00 / 2:13For some reason I never got around to reading this classic story until just now. This is probably the last dramatic reading I'll do for a...DisneyH8ER, Demidism, M4mm4n, Mrpudgyface, halflife1man and 33 others like this.-
Mrpudgyface aaaaaaaaaand i finished.
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SamirBhimji Please read this. Please become Rod Bucks. http://www.reddit.com/r/worststory/comments/194byy/write_a_cheesy_action_scene_in_the_style_of_van/c8lah3r
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Christianbrutalsnipz i will always be horny for you duke and that smooth vioce of yours
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Duke created a boo
29 October 2011
play0:00 / 1:47DDDDDDDDDAMMMMMM U AINT REDY FOR A SISTA LYK ME. FIRST OFF DONT FUK W/ ME BC I FUCK HOS UP U DONT BELEIEVE ME JUST ASK ANYBODY. I AM A SE...-
jaquaylen im crying i love this omg
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magicalmysterywalrus @elizabeth78963, Actually, it's called dance of the hours by Amilcare Ponchielli
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elizabeth78963 @Projectno253, the name of the song is Hello Mother, Hello Father
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Duke commented on a boo
08 October 2011
“By now, Jake's two-incher had grown to it's full length and was throbbing fit to burst. Jake could not wait any longer, and neither could Finn. Jake penetrated Finn's virgin bootyhole with gusto, and began pumping. "Oh my gosh, Jake!" moaned Finn, "That feels so Algebraic!" Jake said nothing, and continued pounding. Being 12 years old, Finn did not have much of a wiener to speak of. Nonetheless, he began massaging the spot where a penis should be, crying out in pain and pure ecstasy while he did so. They did this for about 26 minutes, before Jake suddenly stopped. "What's the matter, buddy?" Finn questioned, "You run out of juice so soon?" "Naw, man. I just had a great idea! You remember my stretchy powers? The ones that make me grow huge?" "...Yeah?" Finn answered cautiously. Suddenly, Jake's two-inch-long cock expanded in Finn's ass. It grew and it grew and it grew. Finn began screaming, but not because he was in pain, but because his body was now being filled with Jake's beautiful genitalia. Jake continued to grow until his doggy lipstick was 300 feet long and as wide as a city block. "Jake... You really are a true bro." Finn squeaked out, barely able to speak. "Thanks, dude." Jake said, and smiled. He knew that now, Finn and himself were inseparable friends. Nothing could ever come between them. And with that heartwarming moment, Jake continued. Jake kept pumping and grunting, back and forth, in and out of Finn's backside, his doggy balls slapping on what was left of Finn's body. "B-Bro. I think I'm about to come!" Exclaimed Finn. "Let's come together, as one! As true BROS!" And they did. Jake released his load all inside Finn. So forcefully, in fact, that some came spurting out of his mouth. Jake's jizz flew so far, it even reached Lumpy Space, hitting the Lumpy Space Princess in the face. Jake shrank down to his original size, and exited Finn. Finn's body has been wrecked beyond recognition by Jake's large phallus, and he now resembled a large pancake made out of flesh, with a boston creme filling. "We did it, Jake... We really did it." whispered Finn. He had not much time left in the world. Jake recognized this, and moved in closer. "Yeah, buddy. We did." Choked Jake, fighting back tears as the realization that Finn was going to die. Finn raised his hand, and made a fist. Jake did the same, and bumped it against Finn's. And with that final heartwarming moment, Finn passed on.” -
Duke created a boo
08 October 2011
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jimmysprinkles I masturbooted so forucously While hereing this I pooted my pants. :)
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psychedelicpeeps I.... Am finding this difficult to masturbate to, although, I have the weirdest boner right now.
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lol101 im dying of laughter
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Duke created a boo
03 October 2011
play0:00 / 1:17gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz. he dus. den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma b...-
Choodessny ONCE YOU'VE STARTED READINGTHIS YOU CAN'T GET OUT! READ ON IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages. One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did. If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her. Example 1: Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead. Example 2: Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead. If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you
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CantXTouchXTobi Tragic
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num421337 Woman is plowing field for man. Man walks up to woman. Woman says, "Husband, if I can plow no more, would you still love me?" Man replies, "Do not be silly, babushka, for I do not love you anyways." Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes freeze from cold Siberian weather, blinding her. She trips on glorious Russian sinkhole, breaking neck. Man walks up and speaks, but she is already dead. "This is why I no love you, for true Russian woman would get up and continue working towards good of Motherland!" Woman's freezing body loses bowels, which enrages husband, who shouts, "Even in death, you disgrace country!" Husband then uses wife's remains as fertilizer for glorious turnip farm. Such is life in Soviet Russia.
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Duke created a boo
01 September 2011
play0:00 / 1:32Moot the Griffins: Peter, tho big, lovoblo oof who olwoys soys whot's on his mind. Lois, the dohing mother who xan't figuro out why bor b...-
HaleyJerlz I want to make sweet love to y'er voice using butter...
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Doktor_Flootershy "unloss it londed on his hot dog" Oh god that gets me every time.
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NamelessProxy <3 Im in tears.
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Duke commented on a boo
23 August 2011
“A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz will u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body. she was ded. he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey i will luv u FIVE-ever..." (dat mean he luv her moar den 4evr) xxx~*...LIKE DIS IF U CRY EVRY TIME...~*xxx” -
Duke created a boo
23 August 2011
play0:00 / 0:40EDIT: i am flabbergasted at how popular this became. sweet baby jesus on a christmas cracker. HERE'S MY YOUTUBE LOLOL DERP. htt...-
Vinyl_Scratch lol to funny!
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heathermarie I CAN'T..TAKE IT
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lol101 i only signed up to comment and lmfao
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Duke created a boo
08 August 2011
play0:00 / 0:24This place is BAWLIN' yo. Chicken nuggitz be crispy like you never SEEN. I tasted one and I was like "WHAAAAT! Are you serious Wendy?" Me...-
place3000 'love it, Duke!!
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CantXTouchXTobi Can I use this for a youtube video?
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__JakeLee I love how your voice changes at the "please, you ugly anyway" part. lmao
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Duke created a boo
31 July 2011
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TheSpartanPony Still a better love story than Twilight.
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StupidlyClever Oh my.
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Duke commented on a boo
23 July 2011
“hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!! love and waffles, *~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*” -
Duke created a boo
23 July 2011
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cyan01 I can really feel the deep intense hate growing as you recorded this and i can't blame you.
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HaleyJerlz I want to make sweet love to you using butter...
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Doktor_Flootershy Oh god. <5
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Duke created a boo
22 July 2011
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yurunyan Mug is best 12-year old girl ok.
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jaquaylen Whats what? You have a gun and your going to murder me? Alright, see ya later!! omg lolool
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HaleyJerlz This makes me as wet as a slip and slide...
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