Lani_Hayden

Thug life.

@ me anytime. I won't bite, but will probably lick. I'm a creepy bastard who you'll just fucking love.

aka @LushBrit @PoisonMoi on Twitter

I'm Eric. Lifelong New Yorker. Sarcastic douche. I was sellin' rocks when Master P was sayin' Unnnnhh. instagram: SonOfCha http://favstar.fm/users/sonofcha

140 characters are a lot of personalities. http://favstar.fm/users/kamtweeting

I am a man of constant sorrow

Stop laughing. Or don't. I don't care.

I don't think I'm what they call a "cute" or "sweet" kind of awkward. I'm more of a "what the fuck is wrong with you" awkward. Dig it.

Pretty sure I'm a horrible person who's an Êv¡£ Genius, horror movie aficionado & sarcasm specialist. This a collection of broken thoughts I can not fix.ツ