LordPlumpton

Juggling paradoxical passions for Guinness and distance running. I love rock 'n' roll.

I'm the technology correspondent at the BBC - and a man who likes to fiddle uncomprehendingly with new bits of tech, and then hurl them against the wall when they don't work

Operating on specially written software I am programmed to continuously tell topical jokes every day every day every day day day day..

A bunch of writers, cracking out jokes all day.