McSquealio

I'm good at soup, bruising and hearing things from afar. Farley is my dog.

Everything you like is stupid and that's why I made a Twitter. http://glenyrd.tumblr.com

I am Tinkerbell, hear me ROAR!!!! Ok sometimes it's not so much of a roar as a squeak but whatevs.

One day, they'll write an epic fictionalized version of my life and put copies of it on seedy motel bedside tables. So until then, you're stuck with my tweets.

How the fuck did you find me here?.

Host of "Minutes of Mayhem" @UKHDRADIO.You MAY be offended - you WON'T be bored.

If you have feelings, leave. If I'm not tweeting, I'm eating @Fanny_O_Rear