MrsMikePatton

I probably already hate you.

Tweets Out Loud™ by @iTomFoolery. Reading the 'best of' twitter. Tweets for your ear holes. New episodes daily...kinda.

A smile like lightning, and an ass like thunder.

Nate. That's my name. It rhymes with Date.

I'll never start an AudioBoo account. I did the PhoneBoos in my "favourites" before I figured this shit out. Please feel free to listen to them, as they cost me $156 in international calls.

If I had a gay dragon I would cover his scales in rhinestones then slap his ass and yell, "Fly, gay dragon!" and he would look so beautiful.

I am too lazy to cum during sex, so I just wee inside her.