NeverASuspect

Business owner, attorney, Jeep enthusiast, involuntarily retired pro baseball player, HS baseball coach & some other stuff.

How the fuck did you find me here?.

When life gives you lemons...KICK IT IN THE BALLS!!! Nerd, Geek, Chiver, Exhibitionist, Voyeur, purveyor of fine penis, and all around Weird Guy..prone to fits of Awesomeness.

I'm a self destructive genius whose life goal is to have my own Ben & Jerry's flavor named after me...called Un-Fortune-Nut ...make it happen, people...

Subterranean zombie rockin' with live music - smart as my whip - the brain's the sexiest organ we have. Lay down next to me so your entrails come out easier.

Teutonic Twat