ShortWhiteNUgly

Peace, love & country music. Pour yourself a drink, put on some lipstick & pull yourself together.

I do not sound like Morgan Freeman, more like a 12 y/o boy going through puberty.

I like ponies, boats, cats, and macaroni. And hula hooping. And nature. But probably not you :/. <3

Fuck off.

A twitter twat who loves dogs, esp mine, & Harley's, esp mine. Opinions are like orgasms, mine matter most and I don't care if u have one. @me for a follow back

I RT A LOT. My life will make you laugh. I'm drunk a lot. Most at home in @chopper4jk's pants & the Thelma to my Louise is @the_martinigirl ;)

Is your ass jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth? May be offensive, no guarantees.