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I hate both plants and animals.

Reincarnated. Still a cunt, slayer of batteries, predator of young men, and zombie ninja. Mac'n'cheese addict.

I'm loved by many. known by few.

One day, they'll write an epic fictionalized version of my life and put copies of it on seedy motel bedside tables. So until then, you're stuck with my tweets.

My favourite word is cunt, its so versatile.

verified dumb ass. fabric softener enthusiast & the best father on the planet. probably.