The_Full_Montie

Every 6 out of 8 people on Twitter only talk to you because they want to wear your skin as a dress. I am one of those people. I also say 'fuck' a lot.

I'm just your average girl-next-door but with a sick, perverted sense of humor. Pastafarian Minister. Oh, and I write stories. Most of them are erotic. ;)

Coffee, cats, and the occasional psychotic outburst.

Trying to make the world a better place one reach around at at time.

Its a shit show, but someone's got to live it.

My favourite word is cunt, its so versatile.

If i were a guy, i'd tweet all over your face. @SomeSadThings comes all over mine.

I hate birds.