TherealTomKing

Vocal botherment.

I'm a big blind dude who loves languages, percussion and birds.

I am occasionally a voice-over artist, occasionally a radio presenter and a variety of other things too. @NeillWilkinson on Twitter.

Blogs, songs and impressions.

#PUMA - Praying Ultimates Miracles Always

Why are sausages cylindrical? Coz that's how they roll.

Usually tweeting in my kitchen whilst ignoring real life.

CUNT!

In no particular order: Cartoonist, Cyclist, Hill-Walker and Part-Time Pilot. I shout at the telly.

Bonnie bi Scottish bird. Wife to a sailor, twa bairns, a peddler of filth and general randomness, ex dj and retired stripper. says it all really..