Habenaria hookeri
a long-spurred orchid with base leaves and petals converging under the upper sepal

Ops! I think I missed this one... too late now you've already tweeted the answer... good show! Tonight's episode was utterly delightful (goodnight)

hamrasher or a rasher of ham easy. yuk,yuk

Hamfasser?!?!?!?

Ham batter - mmmm ham batter

Hamfatter, I think.