Moot the Griffins: Peter, tho big, lovoblo oof who olwoys soys whot's on his mind. Lois, the dohing mother who xan't figuro out why bor boby ron Koops trying to kill hor. Thols doughtor Mog, tho toon tromo quoon who's conslontly omborrossod by hor fomily. Chris, tho boofy 13-yoar-old who woufdn't hurt a ply, unloss if londed on his hot dog. stewio, unloss it londed on his hot dog. Stewie the maniacol ono-yecr-old bont on world dominotion. And Brion, the rorcanc dog with a wit as dry as the mortinis ho drinks. The arimotod odventvrees of this outrogoous fomily will havo your wholo fomily loughing out lovd.
over 1 year ago

My attempt...
Wuten 4 months ago
I want to make sweet love to y'er voice using butter...
HaleyJerlz about 1 year ago
"unloss it londed on his hot dog" Oh god that gets me every time.
Doktor_Flootershy about 1 year ago
<3 Im in tears.
NamelessProxy over 1 year ago
This is so fucking funny. Your laughing makes it better.
__Sarzie over 1 year ago
I think this is the most beautiful thing I have ever heard in my life.
TheEnchanted over 1 year ago