THE POP-TART TRAGEDY
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gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.
he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
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A year ago A girl named Kathy was hated by everyone. Everyone made fun of her. She was ignored. Even by messages.
One day she decided to kill herself. Beca...use..................... even her parents ignored her. She jumed out her window. No one noticed utill people started dissapearing. Kathy haunted them. She made them suffer like the way she did. She hung them slowly and stabed them over and over very slowly so they could suffer like she did.
If you don't send this message to 15 diffrent comments you will die tonight by Kathy. Because she considers it ignooring her.
Example 1:
Dave looked at the first sentece and said, "Spam" And the next day the neighbors found him in his backyard, dead.
Example 2:
Joane was alone. She didn't have kids or a husband. She had alot of friends. When She had a sleepover with them she quickly had to check her e-mail.She saw this message and sent it to only 6 people because she thought she couldn't die that night beacuse she was surounded by people. The next morning Joane's friends found her in her bathtub, dead.
If you don't send this, Kathy WILL find you
walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
would you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
babushka, for I do not love you
anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold Siberian weather,
blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body loses bowels,
which enrages husband, who shouts,
"Even in death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such is life in Soviet Russia.