THE POP-TART TRAGEDY

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gurl stops meking out n asks boi to get potartz.
he dus.
den gurl teks deep breff. den gurl sais "bf i am pregnent will u stay ma bf" n he seys "no".
gurl iz hertbrokn. <////3
gurl cried n runz awaii from boi wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
boi runs ova 2 her.
she ded </333333333
boi crie "i sed i no b ur bf...cuz i wona b ur husband!"
he screems n frows poptart @ wol....a bootiful diomand ring wus insyd.
*** LIK DIS IF U CRY EVERTIM*** #WhyIsLifeSoCruel

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FunnyFoggat over 1 year ago

Woman is plowing field for man. Man
walks up to woman. Woman says,
"Husband, if I can plow no more,
would you still love me?"
Man replies, "Do not be silly,
babushka, for I do not love you
anyways."
Woman is saddened. Tears in her eyes
freeze from cold Siberian weather,
blinding her. She trips on glorious
Russian sinkhole, breaking neck.
Man walks up and speaks, but she is
already dead.
"This is why I no love you, for true
Russian woman would get up and
continue working towards good of
Motherland!"
Woman's freezing body loses bowels,
which enrages husband, who shouts,
"Even in death, you disgrace country!"
Husband then uses wife's remains as
fertilizer for glorious turnip farm.
Such is life in Soviet Russia.