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Please read the explanation before you start listening to the Autobiography. Explanation: A year ago, I worked my second summer at Maranatha Bible Camp in Maxwell, NE http://www.maranathacamp.org/ If your awesome, than you'll love this place. Period. Anyways, this is the land where they imported a Canadian to be a Head Lifeguard, where Stack-E-itis runs rampant http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDoIgJomLB8&list=PL7D7D9C51BD459515&index=2&feature=plpp_video, and where the lifeguards cry for help screaming "Please! Don't drown me!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm9X2J2mtno&feature=related So, anyways at this awesome place one time in the dining hall the electricity went out when we were eating dinner, and lo and behold I had a bunch of my friends listen to my diatribe. I tried to be serious, but they wouldn't let me. I tried to get others to talk, but all they did was ask me nagging questions, so I continued in what became my full-fledged autobiography. One beastly man named Nathan F. and I schemed about the idea of creating a commentary of this same autobiography. It's been over a year, and now I can finnally upload audio. So I'll post the autobiography progressively in chapters approximately 2 minutes long each. Remember this is all for laughs, so don't be glum, eat a plum ;) So to Nathan F. Mariah, Alex, Brittney, Laura, Noelle, Cara, whoever else tormented me that day, and random listeners at audioboo.fm/ enjoy and please if this made your day (in a good way) let me know. ;) When people tell me I made them laugh, that makes my day. Chapter #2 is gonna be called "Strangers, Time Traveling".