this is awful
"A girl with huge boobs is playing video games on the couch. She's wearing a Star Wars shirt that is so small that her huge boobs look huger. I come in on a skateboard and do a sweet ollie over the couch while drinking a mountain dew. I am looking pretty cool with a mohawk and shades.
"That's awesome. And you're awesome", she says.
"Sup," I say. She thinks that I'm cool so we make out with tongues. It's so awesome even though it's kinda gross but she's hot so it's not gross. We tongue kiss for at least 3 hours and I can hear sonic music in the background because that's what she was playing before we were making out. She loves Sonic. It was the casino level. She decides that it would be cool to play Sonic while making out.
"Aight," I say, brushing my mohawk with a switchblade comb.
"You can play as sonic since I'm not as good."
"I love you."
We drop the controllers cause we don't even want to play anymore. I decide that it's time to go all the way. I stick my hand up her shirt and grab a boob. Second base at last! It feels like jelly.





