clearlyunwell

140 characters is HARDLY enough to display my true awesomeness!

It's always a pleasure to meet someone with no sense of humour, then when I fuck with their head, it's unbelievably satisfying.

Tweets Out Loud™ by @iTomFoolery. Reading the 'best of' twitter. Tweets for your ear holes. New episodes daily...kinda.

I love pandas. I don't know what else to say. POOP!

I don't think I'm what they call a "cute" or "sweet" kind of awkward. I'm more of a "what the fuck is wrong with you" awkward. Dig it.

Sweet & Sassy, rolled into one. You Kik me, I Kik back. I have a huge crush on Red Velvet cupcakes and Vodka.