jessicafancy

Life is lived one wtf at a time

Scottish, but not living there at the moment.

I ain't no goddess.

It's always a pleasure to meet someone with no sense of humour, then when I fuck with their head, it's unbelievably satisfying.

I am almost human!

Someone who's watched one too many chick flicks, catoons and football games...

I am Tinkerbell, hear me ROAR!!!! Ok sometimes it's not so much of a roar as a squeak but whatevs.