mattwhatsit

I bit my tongue when I was about four years old. It hurt. So I don't bite my tongue any more.

In no particular order: Cartoonist, Cyclist, Hill-Walker and Part-Time Pilot. I shout at the telly.

Vocal botherment.

Bonnie bi Scottish bird. Wife to a sailor, twa bairns, a peddler of filth and general randomness, ex dj and retired stripper. says it all really..

These are some audio recordings I have made. Some of them feature my friend Paul Lakeman but most of them are me. I am generally drunk when I make these. Drunk or forced at gun-point.

I'm a journalist, forget about it.

I enjoy speaking into my phone.

Hobbies include: staring at women in pubs until they leave. Avatar is an original @lordotter, have that.

I'm an astronaut, not a centaur, please remember this.