silent.musings

Sarcastic unknown writer with bad attitude that contradicts pleasant demeanor. Official site:@kl_phipps Warning: mature tweets 18+only

I'm navigating life with a shot ship & no compass. Almost like pushing Soy Sauce up a hill..in the rain..with a feather. Poetry, thoughts & ridiculously voiced behaviour.

I don't think I'm what they call a "cute" or "sweet" kind of awkward. I'm more of a "what the fuck is wrong with you" awkward. Dig it.

Meh, I'll pass.

I do not sound like Morgan Freeman, more like a 12 y/o boy going through puberty.

I'm the lingering memory of your first love. I bite hard, or softly, or teasingly...with words. When the mood strikes.

I'm here for the crack.

Sweet & Sassy, rolled into one. You Kik me, I Kik back. I have a huge crush on Red Velvet cupcakes and Vodka.

Don't worry. I won't tell.

Lover, mother, friend, dancer, occasional dirty girl.....