sleepsinwetspot

Tweets Out Loud™ by @iTomFoolery. Reading the 'best of' twitter. Tweets for your ear holes. New episodes daily...kinda.

Corporate spiritual advisor and cat lover. Diet pill enthusiast. I take @dirlygirly out to dinner and buy her flowers.

I have a warped sense of what funny is.

If i were a guy, i'd tweet all over your face. @SomeSadThings comes all over mine.

Queer Butch, Spoken Word Poet, Unusual Suspect with a minor in Thinking Guru- Sometimes I see dead people, sadly most of them are still alive.

The girl behind the goddess...

I hate birds.