sleepysmile

I have nothing interesting to say but I'll laugh at everything you say. I refuse to call them boos

@ me anytime. I won't bite, but will probably lick. I'm a creepy bastard who you'll just fucking love.

My boos are basically just diarrhea of the mouth. Just pure randomness. I wouldn't follow me either.

I like sharp crayons, shiny gadgets, your mom, bending pixels, strawberry milk, and awkward silence

I can dry myself after a shower, just by vibrating rapidly for 30 seconds.

A little fucked up at times but always truthful :)

Married to @kevindeangander, mother of two, evil twin