svedishchef

I RT HARD. I'm either NSFW or mentioning my kids. That's me. You have been warned.

Books.Coffee. Cats. Chess. Charcoal sticks. Pyroclastic flow. Old buildings. Eddie Izzard. Forensic. Push bike. I sketch & paint too. Power-tools. ♣

If i were a guy, i'd tweet all over your face. @SomeSadThings comes all over mine.

I can lick my toe, what can you do?

I'm pretty sure I enjoy breasts much much more than you do. So much so, I carry some with me at all times.

I try to put on some airs and act real cool, but I've got to realize that I'm acting like a fool. Word up.

My favourite word is cunt, its so versatile.

Australian Sex Worker. Small and Feisty Believer in Equal Rights for Everyone, Including Sex Workers and their Clients. Tweets NSFW at times.

Southern lady (most of the time) who is slightly crazy, a lot of fun and who enjoys football and jägermiester.