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Whatsofunny "If I didn't have bad luck, I'd have no luck at all" - Albert King, "Born Under a Bad Sign" http://youtu.be/BKY8KIt9kqc
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play0:00 / 3:27#ESL #ELT #ELL #ELD #ESOL #EFL #TESOL #ESOL #English #language #twinglish #joke #ingles #wordplay #anagram #happynewyear
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Whatsofunny IF YOU DON’T WANT A HAPPY NEW YEAR, HERE’S AN ALTERNATIVE: HYPE-WEARY? NAP! What’s so funny about this? Well, it’s another New Year’s Eve, time for another million people to fill Times Square in NYC and watch a ball slide down a tower and count down the final seconds of the old year. Time to get together with friends and family and welcome in the new year. Time to make a lot of noise to scare off those evil spirits who would spoil our fun and promises of the year to come. Time to kiss someone at the stroke of midnight. In the US, Christmas is for kids while New Year’s is for grown-ups. We’re all encouraged to stay up late and celebrate. When I was a teen-ager, New Year’s Eve was the night you absolutely had to have a date. You absolutely had to go to at least three or four parties. When I was in a band, if you didn’t have a gig, if you weren’t working on New Year’s Eve, your band sucked, because there were more jobs on this night than any other in the year. Let’s face it, there is a lot of HYPE about New Year’s Eve. Even if you feel like crap, you’re still supposed to go and party ‘til dawn and drink booze or alcohol until you get sick. “Hype” is intense pressure and publicity about an object or event. The idea is to build it up so that everyone thinks it’s the most important thing in the world. That’s what tends to happen on New Year’s Eve. There’s nothing wrong with parties and getting together with friends. My only objection is that people go overboard and too much of a good thing is a bad thing. So this joke offers you an anagram alternative to a Happy New Year. If you are really tired of all the hype and fake merry making, all you have to do is rearrange the letters of Happy New Year and follow the advice that is revealed: Go take a nap! By the time you wake up it will all be over. You can get into your car and drive home safely. Then we can all sing about remembering our old acquaintances for old time sake, and think about the good times to come, like the fiscal cliff. And THAT’s what’s so funny! Happy New Year, Everyone
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Whatsofunny Click here to see one of our most fearless leaders: http://youtu.be/m1Rg2p7d_Uk
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Whatsofunny You never know what's in a name or phrase, but after you listen to this boo, you'll know more about Mitt Romney
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play0:00 / 3:03This anagram came from the comedian Myq, spelled M-Y-Q, Kaplan, whose name cannot be anagrammed.
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play0:00 / 3:40#ESL #ELT #ELL #ELD #ESOL #EFL #TESOL #ESOL #English #language #twinglish #joke #learnenglish #anagram #mars #curiosity #rover
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Whatsofunny Here is an more detailed description of the Mars Rover Curiosity along with some pictures: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity_rover
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