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    What’s so funny about this? I’ve been doing these jokes now for 3 ½ years, and I believe that this is the first “knock-knock” joke that...
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    What’s so funny about this? I had to do a lot of editing before I could use this joke. The original version was much longer and talked...
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    What’s so funny about this? I suppose this joke works even without the cartoon. After all, that’s how I originally read it. But you have...
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    What’s so funny about this? This joke has no pun, no spoonerism, no clever wordplay. What it does have is some good advice, not the kind...
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    What’s so funny about this? This could be a simple children’s joke or a deeply philosophical concept. I’ll let you decide. The key word...
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    What’s so funny about this? This is at least the second time I’ve used this well-known picture of dogs playing poker. It’s always been a...
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    What’s so funny about this? I was debating with myself whether or not to do this particular joke, because it’s a bit on the technical...
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    THERE WAS A BIG PADDLE SALE AT THE BOAT STORE. IT WAS QUITE AN OAR DEAL. What’s so funny about this? For some reason, reading this...
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    What’s so funny about this? As you can probably tell from the photo, a trampoline is not a skinny vagrant. It’s a device with a strong...
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    This joke was inspired by the TV show, Castle #ESL #ELT #ELL #ELD #ESOL #EFL #TESOL #ESOL #English #language #twinglish #joke #ingles...
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    TWO VAMPIRES WALK INTO A BAR AND CALL FOR THE BARTENDER. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF BLOOD," SAID ONE. "I'LL HAVE A GLASS OF PLASMA", SAID THE...
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    This joke was inspired by a cartoon by Hilary B Price in the April 2012 issue of Funny Times.
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    WHAT DO YOU CALL TWO BANANA PEELS ON THE FLOOR? – A PAIR OF SLIPPERS What’s so funny about this? Slippers, shoes, pants, trousers are...
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    • Whatsofunny IF YOU DON’T WANT A HAPPY NEW YEAR, HERE’S AN ALTERNATIVE: HYPE-WEARY? NAP! What’s so funny about this? Well, it’s another New Year’s Eve, time for another million people to fill Times Square in NYC and watch a ball slide down a tower and count down the final seconds of the old year. Time to get together with friends and family and welcome in the new year. Time to make a lot of noise to scare off those evil spirits who would spoil our fun and promises of the year to come. Time to kiss someone at the stroke of midnight. In the US, Christmas is for kids while New Year’s is for grown-ups. We’re all encouraged to stay up late and celebrate. When I was a teen-ager, New Year’s Eve was the night you absolutely had to have a date. You absolutely had to go to at least three or four parties. When I was in a band, if you didn’t have a gig, if you weren’t working on New Year’s Eve, your band sucked, because there were more jobs on this night than any other in the year. Let’s face it, there is a lot of HYPE about New Year’s Eve. Even if you feel like crap, you’re still supposed to go and party ‘til dawn and drink booze or alcohol until you get sick. “Hype” is intense pressure and publicity about an object or event. The idea is to build it up so that everyone thinks it’s the most important thing in the world. That’s what tends to happen on New Year’s Eve. There’s nothing wrong with parties and getting together with friends. My only objection is that people go overboard and too much of a good thing is a bad thing. So this joke offers you an anagram alternative to a Happy New Year. If you are really tired of all the hype and fake merry making, all you have to do is rearrange the letters of Happy New Year and follow the advice that is revealed: Go take a nap! By the time you wake up it will all be over. You can get into your car and drive home safely. Then we can all sing about remembering our old acquaintances for old time sake, and think about the good times to come, like the fiscal cliff. And THAT’s what’s so funny! Happy New Year, Everyone
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    CAPTION ON THE CNN WEBSITE ON JULY 31ST: What’s so funny about this? Headlines, captions and titles are very tricky things to write....
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    SUPERCONDUCTIVE MATERIALS SHOULD BE PROPERLY STORED IN AN OHMLESS SHELTER What’s so funny about this? You don’t really need to be an...
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    Our PETTYSITTER always complains about insignificant stuff when she takes care of our dog. What’s so funny about this? What does it...
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    What’s so funny about this? I suspect that this is a very old joke, but I must confess that I’ve never heard it before reading it today....
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    THE TRAMPOLINE WAS ON SALE FOR FIFTY PER CENT OFF. NEEDLESS TO SAY I JUMPED ON THE OFFER. What’s so funny about this? You will need to...
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    THE UNIVERSE IS A BIG PLACE. WHAT IS THE CENTER OF GRAVITY? What’s so funny about this? So far, there is nothing funny about it...