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DOGS ARE FOREVER IN THE PUSH-UP POSITION – MITCH HEDBERG What’s so funny about this? – Mitch Hedberg, the creator if this joke reminds...
BEAM ME UP
SHE CAN’T HELP IT
I HEAR THEY FINALLY CAUGHT THE CEREAL KILLER WHOSE RANDOM ATTACKS NEARLY DEVOURED THE ENTIRE CHEERIOS POPULATION. What’s so funny abou...
83. How to Swear in British English -VERY RUDE CONTENT
Luke's ENGLISH Podcast
Warning: Explicit Content. Do not listen to this if you are easily offended. This episode contains lots of very rude words and offensive ...
116. Could it be you?
Luke's ENGLISH Podcast
Please let me know if you feel like the personality profile in this episode relates to you in particular... Welcome to episode number 11...
RIDDLE ME THIS
Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third wo...
WHOSE BACK PAGES?
THE IRONY OF LIFE IS THAT, BY THE TIME YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND, YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. What’s so funny about thi...
A GUY WALKED INTO A BAR AND SAT DOWN NEXT TO A MAN WITH A DOG AT HIS FEET. "DOES YOUR DOG BITE?" HE ASKED. "NO." A FEW MINUTES LATER THE ...
This joke was inspired by punnyjokes on tumblr.com
THEY SAID MY HORMONES WERE OUT OF BALANCE BECAUSE I WAS EXPECTING THE WORLD TO END TODAY. SO THEY SENT ME TO AN ENDOCHRONOLOGIST What’s so funny about this? I was debating whether or not to do another end-of-the-world-joke. The last one was just a little over a year ago. Today is the Winter Solstice, December 21, 2012, the shortest day of the year. And according to a lot of panic stricken and panic inspiring TV programs, the last day of a 5000 year Mayan calendar. I was thinking about this at bedtime last night, when I realized that it was already the 21st in Asia. And as I write this it’s already December 22 in Asia, and apparently most of us are still here, waiting. Though my wife reminded me that NY is almost in the same time zone as where the Mayans used to live in Mexico. Oh well, another “prediction bites the dust”. It’s amazing that there is anyone who thinks that the world could actually end in the blink of an eye, during one day. By the time the world really ends, a ka-zillion years from now. Humans and all other living species will have died out well before that. Nevertheless, predicting the end of the world is good business and I don’t expect it to stop any time soon. Speaking of time, let’s get to the joke. What do hormones have to do with the end of time? A hormone is a chemical produced by glands and other body organs that help to regulate the functioning of the body, including the mind/brain. Doctors who specialize in these hormones and glands are known as “endocrinologists.” They study the glandular or endocrine system of the human body. Note that this word looks and sounds very similar to the word in the joke, “endochronologist.” The latter is a pun, a joke, it doesn’t really exist, but let’s look at its components any way. “Chronology” means a time sequence or the study of time. The word comes from the Latin prefix relating to time, “chrono”. So if we add “endo” to “chrono”, we get someone who studies the END of TIME, or an endochronologist. And THAT’s what’s so funny!
It's the end of the world as we know it -REM http://youtu.be/JsxavPANO8s
I LIKE TO BORROW MONEY FROM PESSIMISTS. THEY DON'T EXPECT IT BACK. – STEVEN WRIGHT What’s so funny about this? Steven Wright is a v...