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play0:00 / 2:44petegold, rhys_isterix like this.
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petegold Xbox Slim I want you. Oh... you're lookin good to me.... You're sleek, you're slim... you got curves ALL the way down. Ooh, let me insert my hard drive into your concealed slot baby (you know what I'm talking ‘bout) But don't make a sound sugar - keep it whisper quiet. Because... you know that's the way a games console should be honey. Mmm… let me run my fingers across your button and see if I can.... turn you on. Xbox, Xbox You're every gamer's dream You're much more than you seem You're makin young men scream With your new black colour scheme. Aw - they finally given you built in WiFi sugar yeah. Transmitting on my frequency. Built-in digital out, and 3 x USB's on your back. Honey, your specifications got everyone interested.. And when Kinect comes out baby... Ooh... we can really interface. My hands all over the place. All over your face. And I'll be able to talk to you... You're gonna do everything I say. I like that. Yeah. So why is it so wrong To want you like I do? Aw... I've waited for so long. To get my hands on you. Xbox. Play music Xbox. Stop Xbox. massage my feet a little. Xbox. ooh yeah!! Aw baby. You been givin’ me the green light all evening. But don't let me catch you playin with other gamers honey. I ain't down with that. I'll unplug you. You know I mean it. I'm keepin’ you all to myself. Yeah. Does it invalidate the manufacturer's warranty to rub a little lotion on you? Surely a little can't hurt. Is that so wrong? Oh baby.
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petegold Went to Disneyland today. Went on log flumes and got drenched. Watched the England USA game in a bar full of people hooting "U.S.A! U.S.A!", then went to a briefing with Disney, and got to play the new Toy Story 3 game, and the new Tron game: Tron Legacy. Haven't had this much fun since I was twelve! Here are the lyrics for my tron song: TRON Tron. Tron. The Legacy goes on, And the posters will have have Jeff Bridges on. Tron. Tron. The Legacy goes on And the soundtrack ISN'T by Elton John We know the movie’s coming We just can’t wait. But I’ve played the game and I thought it was great. You can blow up all your friends with a lethal disc And travel at speeds that can be quite brisk You can run up walls in a shiny rubber suit. If you get derezzed you can just reboot. Just reboot. Tron. Tron. It won’t be very long Til the launch of the game Tron Evolution. Tron. Tron. Your character has con- -tinuity of weapons offline and on. You can ride a light cycle on a big black road And make all sorts of things explode. You can steer and fire with expertise But your cycle won't turn at 90 degrees. Though the game will be heavily advertised You sure don’t wanna get recognized. Tron. Tron. With your helmet on You'll never need a trip to the hair Salon Tron Tron. Do you like this song? If I don’t stop soon I could go on and on. And on and on and on And on and on and on and on…
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petegold With the launch of Xbox's new Kinect module, and with other Natural User Interfaces in development, I felt it was time for a friendly plea in favour of using our thumbs for some things: SAVE OUR THUMBS Computers are great. Computers are cool. We're the controllers and they are our tool. But as we kinect with technology We must never forget our biology Now our joystick and paddles are failing the test So we wave at our consoles and they do the rest As we bin our controllers the question becomes. What should we do with our thumbs? Save our thumbs They're the things we hold up to say hi to our chums Have we learned that they're not so disposable Don't oppose them. Rejoice! They're opposable. And without them we couldn't send texts to our Mums So please save our thumbs. Save our thumbs Without them we couldn't peel peaches or plums. Just how tricky would life for a butler be Tell me how would he polish his cutlery? And we'd all have to master base eight for our sums. So please save our thumbs. Save our thumbs Without them we couldn't play piano or drums Girls how tough would inserting an earring feel? Fellas. What should we tap on the steering wheel? And how else would we pick up potato chip crumbs? So please save our thumbs. Save our thumbs This is urgent so please pull yours out of your bums Do not think their importance is middling. Don't waste time - thumbs are not just for twiddling So I hope that humanity never succumbs To a world without thumbs.
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