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    What’s so funny about this? As you hear or read this joke, you may well be asking, “What hill are they talking about?” You might also...
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    IT’S HARD TO EXPLAIN PUNS TO KLEPTOMANIACS BECAUSE THEY ALWAYS TAKE THINGS LITERALLY What’s so funny about this? I didn’t realize...
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    THE TWO PIANISTS HAD A GOOD MARRIAGE. THEY ALWAYS WERE IN A CHORD. What’s so funny about this? This joke make me think back to two piano...
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    LAST WEEK I HELPED MY FRIEND STAY PUT. IT'S A LOT EASIER'N HELPIN' 'EM MOVE. I JUST WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND MADE SURE THAT HE DID NOT...
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    WHAT DO YOU CALL A DEER WITHOUT AN EYE? What’s so funny about this? I have to keep reminding myself that nothing is too sacred or immune...
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    WHAT’S THE MOST CONFUSED AFRICAN ANIMAL? ‒ THE BEWILDERBEEST What’s so funny about this? As you may or may not know, this animal has...
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    THERE IS NOTHING LIKE A RIDE IN THE COUNTRY ON A WELL BOILED ICICLE What’s so funny about this? I clearly have weather on the brain...
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    An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Welshman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an...
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    • Whatsofunny Gun owners are now runnin’ scared, For fear that their guns will be snared. But they’ll never find ‘em. They know where to hide ‘em. Shoot first, question later, be prepared. What’s so funny about this? Gun control is a very hot topic these days, here in the U.S. It’s not funny and it never has been. The issue is very emotional and therefore very irrational, with a lot of right and left wing politics in there mixed with a good dollop of racism. I will say that I’m flat out against owning a gun or an arsenal of guns. Though, I am very much for individual rights and against government intrusion and imposition of one type of morality or religion. Also, I’m not convinced that the constitution really says it’s OK for individuals to possess nuclear weapons for self-defense; I do acknowledge that owning a gun is symbolic of individual liberty, and while I am personally against hunting and don’t really see target shooting as much of a sport, I am not prepared to impose my view on the entire population of the United States. However, I feel very strongly that weapons of mass destruction such as assault rifles should absolutely be illegal. Simply put, if they weren’t available, psychos couldn’t get them, most of the time. It’s impossible to predict how much gun control will finally come out of the latest efforts. Sadly, it is completely possible to predict that there will be more shootings before and after new laws are passed. However today’s joke pokes fun at the attitude of gun owners who seem to see ANY effort by the government to control guns and even ammunition as a sign that government storm troopers are about to break into homes in the middle of the night to confiscate all and any guns. This is pure paranoia.The gun owners only answer is to create their own storm troopers and break into government houses in the middle of the night. Do them before they do you. Some of the pronouns in the limerick are deliberately vague. Who is meant by the word THEY? The government? The gun owners? What is meant by THEM? Guns? Gun owners? Who will shoot first? These are tricky questions and only the unfolding of events will reveal the answers. And THAT’s what’s so funny!
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    I’M A BIG BELIEVER IN AUTHENTICITY, BUT I’M NOT SURE THAT REAL POO WOULD BE AN IMPROVEMENT OVER SHAMPOO. What’s so funny about this?...
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    I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT HAUNTED FRENCH PANCAKES GIVE ME THE CRÊPES. What’s so funny about this? It’s amazing how a joke can seem so...
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    THE 50-50-90 RULE: ANYTIME YOU HAVE A 50-50 CHANCE OF GETTING SOMETHING RIGHT, THERE'S A 90% PROBABILITY YOU'LL GET IT WRONG What’s so...
    • khaliqurrahman This Down-here-Chief cartoon reminds me of another one in which two earthworms shown in slug have a little dialogue: The First: I'm beginning to fall in love with you .. The Second: Don't get me wrong. I am only your other end!
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    This joke was sent to me by me ol’ pal Patchy Groundfog from FLA #ESL #ELT #ELL #ELD #ESOL #EFL #TESOL #ESOL #English #language...
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    SHAMPOO: Why would anyone want to wash their hair with fake excrement? What’s so funny about this? This joke is hilarious if you’re...
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    This has been yet another joke from Ted Cohen, a guy who knows a lot of jokes #ESL #ELT #ELL #ELD #ESOL #EFL #TESOL #ESOL #English...
    • Whatsofunny A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer and says, I have to do some things in the back, will you be OK out here?” “No problem,” says the man, “Take your time.” Suddenly the man hears someone say, “Your looking good, have you been working out?” “Not much,” says the man, but when he turns around he doesn’t see anyone. As he turns back to his beer, he hears, “That’s a nice shirt, it goes well with your pants.” Again, the man turns around and sees no one. He starts to feel uncomfortable just as the bartender returns. The man says to the bartender, “It’s the funniest damn thing, someone’s been talking to me, but I can’t see any one.” “Oh that,” says the bartender. “It’s the peanuts, they’re complementary.” What’s so funny about this? Since this is a longer joke, I’ll spare the detailed analysis. It’s not really necessary anyway since most of the vocabulary and context is pretty obvious. It’s really only the punch line which might need an explanation. It’s a double meaning, based on the word compliment, spelled c-o-m-p-l-i-m-e-n-t. It comes from a Latin word meaning “courteous.” “To pay someone a compliment” means to say something nice about that person. That’s what the peanuts were doing, complimenting the guy with the beer. BUT the adjectival form, complimentary, means free. In the case of most peanuts at most bars, they are free, complimentary. Bars give them away, especially if they are salted peanuts, because they make people thirsty and will make them drink more. There is usually no confusion between the two words because most peanuts don’t talk, except in this particular bar. Be careful of the homonym “complement,” spelled c-o-m-p-l-e-m-e-n-t. This word has an entirely different meaning and comes from a different Latin root meaning “complete.” This explanation is the perfect complement to the joke. And THAT’s what’s so funny!
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    I HEARD THAT NASA RECENTLY PUT A BUNCH OF HOLSTEINS INTO LOW EARTH ORBIT. THEY CALLED IT THE HERD SHOT 'ROUND THE WORLD. What’s so...
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    THE EXHIBITIONIST RAN TO THE STORE BECAUSE HE HEARD THEY WERE HAVING A FLASH SALE What’s so funny about this? So, exactly what is an...
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    “Josephine’s first husband, Alexander, had been beheaded following the French Revolution and within a few years had become Napoleon’s...
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    • Whatsofunny GOD MADE MAN BEFORE WOMAN SO AS TO GIVE HIM TIME TO THINK OF AN ANSWER FOR HER FIRST QUESTION.
    • Whatsofunny What so funny about this? We haven’t had a “battle of the sexes” joke in a while. This one goes back to the Garden of Eden. If I remember the story correctly, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, "I was going to give you a companion and it would be a woman. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
    • Whatsofunny She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed. Adam asked God, "What would a woman like this cost me?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?" And you already know the rest of the story.
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