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HEY YOU, GET OFF OF MY CLOUD
What’s the difference between giving a canine nourishment and passing on ownership of a mist to your relatives? FEED A DOG / DEED A FOG ...
check out what the Rolling Stones say: http://youtu.be/LtqTS0nKo2A
#moviesoundtracks Black Hawk Down - "Gortoz a ran - J'attends" - " I await "
Deep and atmospheric piece from this excellent was movie. The lyrics are in Breton. as Celtic language from Brittany. ........
LAST WEEK I HELPED MY FRIEND STAY PUT. IT'S A LOT EASIER'N HELPIN' 'EM MOVE. I JUST WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND MADE SURE THAT HE DID NOT ...
ASK FOR A RAISE
ALL THOSE WHO BELIEVE IN PSYCHO-KINESIS, RAISE MY HAND – STEVEN WRIGHT What’s so funny about this? Obviously we need to start with a g...
SHE CAN’T HELP IT
I HEAR THEY FINALLY CAUGHT THE CEREAL KILLER WHOSE RANDOM ATTACKS NEARLY DEVOURED THE ENTIRE CHEERIOS POPULATION. What’s so funny abou...
A GRENADE THROWN INTO A KITCHEN IN FRANCE WOULD RESULT IN LINOLEUM BLOWNAPART What’s so funny about this? I have no idea how to describ...
STUCK ON YOU
JUST AFTER THIMBLES WERE INVENTED THERE WAS A SHORTAGE, SO MANY PEOPLE GOT STUCK WITHOUT ONE What’s so funny about this? This little j...
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES?
This joke came from my mental fiscal advisor, Ken Weber, whom you can trust.
NEVER TRUST AN ATOM. THEY MAKE UP EVERYTHING. What’s so funny about this? If you’re only listening to this joke then you might think I’m talking about some guy named Adam, A-d-a-m, as in the husband of Eve. In fact Eve might even agree with the joke, but if she couldn’t trust Adam, then who was there left for her to trust? But whatever may be true about the trustworthiness of men named Adam, they are not the subject of this joke. The actual subject is a homonym of Adam, spelled a-t-o-m, yet still pronounced atom. Atoms have been called the building blocks of the universe. Scientists once believed that an atom was the smallest unit in the universe. They said, all matter was composed of atoms. This was the case until Einstein and others came along showing that an atom could be split into at least three sub-components, namely, electrons, protons and neutrons. The result of splitting some of these atoms was the atomic bomb. Then some other guys discovered that these atomic particles could not only be split, but they could also be fused, that is, smashed together. This resulted in an even more powerful explosive, the hydrogen bomb. Later on, still other scientists discovered that there were even smaller sub atomic particles that composed electrons protons and neutrons. I’m sure we haven’t reached the end yet, but we might have, because these teeny, teeny particles can’t even be called matter, they’re really tiny bits of energy. Remember it was Einstein who proved that matter and energy were the same. As with everything else in the universe these atomic particles never stop moving, so it’s never been possible to “catch” and stop one to actually see it. Anyway, this is supposed to be a joke, not a physics lecture, so let’s jump back to atoms. If we agree that all elements are made up of different combinations of atoms, then what the joke says is true, atoms make up everything. But then why can’t we trust them? It’s because the expression to “make something up” means “to lie”, to “fabricate, a story.” So if I made up this whole story about atoms, then I’m lying, .and you can’t trust me. But since I said that you can’t trust atoms, then that means you can trust atoms, or can you? And THAT’s what’s so funny!
CHINNY CHIN CHIN
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RICH GUY WITH THE DOUBLE CHIN? HE MADE A FOUR CHIN. What’s so funny about this? I know that fat jokes are insensi...