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    What’s so funny about this? This joke is so stupid, it’s actually funny, if you’re in the right mood. The photo is pretty funny and/or...
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    THE LOVELY LADY WHO LOST HER WATCH BECAME A TIMELESS BEAUTY What’s so funny about this? If you’re looking at the photo accompanying...
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    THE FATTEST KNIGHT AT KING ARTHUR'S ROUND TABLE WAS SIR CUMFERENCE. HE ACQUIRED HIS SIZE FROM TOO MUCH PI. What’s so funny about this?...
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    A WOMAN DROVE ME TO DRINK, AND I NEVER EVEN HAD THE COURTESY TO THANK HER – W.C. FIELDS What’s so funny about this? This joke just...
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    Headline: MIDDLETOWN MAN HIDES CRACK IN HIS BUTTOCKS What’s so funny about this? Well one thing we know for sure, this man from...
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    THE TRAMPOLINE WAS ON SALE FOR FIFTY PER CENT OFF. NEEDLESS TO SAY I JUMPED ON THE OFFER. What’s so funny about this? You will need to...
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    What’s so funny about this? As you hear or read this joke, you may well be asking, “What hill are they talking about?” You might also...
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    THOSE WHO GET TOO BIG FOR THEIR BRITCHES WILL BE EXPOSED IN THE END What’s so funny about this? “Britches” are pants, or if you...
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    A SNAKE SLITHERS INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER SAYS, "I'M SORRY BUT I CAN'T SERVE YOU." "WHY NOT?" ASKS THE SNAKE. THE BARTENDER SAYS,...
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    DO INFANTS ENJOY INFANCY AS MUCH AS ADULTS ENJOY ADULTERY? What’s so funny about this? This is not a joke about babies and adults,...
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    Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the forest? What’s so funny about this? OK, I admit it, this joke is gross....
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    ESL ELT ELL ELD ESOL EFL TESOL ESOL English language twinglish joke ingles wordplay guns guncontrol
    • Whatsofunny Gun owners are now runnin’ scared, For fear that their guns will be snared. But they’ll never find ‘em. They know where to hide ‘em. Shoot first, question later, be prepared. What’s so funny about this? Gun control is a very hot topic these days, here in the U.S. It’s not funny and it never has been. The issue is very emotional and therefore very irrational, with a lot of right and left wing politics in there mixed with a good dollop of racism. I will say that I’m flat out against owning a gun or an arsenal of guns. Though, I am very much for individual rights and against government intrusion and imposition of one type of morality or religion. Also, I’m not convinced that the constitution really says it’s OK for individuals to possess nuclear weapons for self-defense; I do acknowledge that owning a gun is symbolic of individual liberty, and while I am personally against hunting and don’t really see target shooting as much of a sport, I am not prepared to impose my view on the entire population of the United States. However, I feel very strongly that weapons of mass destruction such as assault rifles should absolutely be illegal. Simply put, if they weren’t available, psychos couldn’t get them, most of the time. It’s impossible to predict how much gun control will finally come out of the latest efforts. Sadly, it is completely possible to predict that there will be more shootings before and after new laws are passed. However today’s joke pokes fun at the attitude of gun owners who seem to see ANY effort by the government to control guns and even ammunition as a sign that government storm troopers are about to break into homes in the middle of the night to confiscate all and any guns. This is pure paranoia.The gun owners only answer is to create their own storm troopers and break into government houses in the middle of the night. Do them before they do you. Some of the pronouns in the limerick are deliberately vague. Who is meant by the word THEY? The government? The gun owners? What is meant by THEM? Guns? Gun owners? Who will shoot first? These are tricky questions and only the unfolding of events will reveal the answers. And THAT’s what’s so funny!
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    THE FARMER SAID: IT WAS A TOUGH ROW TO HOE THE SOLDIER SAID: IT WAS A TOUGH ROAD TO HOLD THE PRINCESS SAID: IT WAS A ROUGH TOAD TO HOLD...
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    What’s so funny about this? It’s good to pun using new words. “Selfie” is definitely a post 2000 word. In fact, it’s not much older than...
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    WHAT CAN A MAN DO CAN STANDING UP, A WOMEN SITTING DOWN, AND A DOG ON THREE LEGS? – SHAKE HANDS What’s so funny about this? I told you...
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    This joke was sent to me by the venerable Patchy Groundfog from Tampa, Florida. ESL ELT ELL ELD ESOL EFL TESOL ESOL English XXXXXXXX...
    • Whatsofunny I have a new telephone message: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes."
    • Whatsofunny A written transcript is available at: https://www.facebook.com/Whatsofunny?fref=ts
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    What’s the difference between enjoying potato crisps and wearing cowboy pants? – HAPPY WITH MY CHIPS / CHAPPY WITH MY HIPS What’s so...
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    AFTER THE TOURNAMENT, THE BI-POLAR PIE BOWLER ATE HIS TART, THEN DECIDED TO GO TO THE PLAYGROUND AND RIDE THE MOOD SWINGS. What’s so...
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    • Whatsofunny Bette Midler tells us she's in the mood http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUaceJDGRHQ
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    Think of words ending in -GRY. Angry and hungry are two of them. There are only three words in the English language. What is the third...
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    • Whatsofunny GOD MADE MAN BEFORE WOMAN SO AS TO GIVE HIM TIME TO THINK OF AN ANSWER FOR HER FIRST QUESTION.
    • Whatsofunny What so funny about this? We haven’t had a “battle of the sexes” joke in a while. This one goes back to the Garden of Eden. If I remember the story correctly, Adam was walking around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?" Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to. God said, "I was going to give you a companion and it would be a woman. This person will cook for you and wash your clothes. She will always agree with every decision you make. She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.
    • Whatsofunny She will not nag you, and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement. She will never have a headache, and will freely give you love and compassion whenever needed. Adam asked God, "What would a woman like this cost me?" God said, "An arm and a leg." Adam asked, "What can I get for just a rib?" And you already know the rest of the story.
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