tipyourhat

You probably won't like me.

Married to @toastylechat

38, beautiful wife, 3 beautiful babies, earning money, happy in my job, musical, creative, wrinkled, grouchy, optimistic, tired and hairy.

Why are sausages cylindrical? Coz that's how they roll.

its not a barm a bap or a roll ... its a fucking teacake!!

Go to twitter. It's all there.

Generally, I cry at stuff. Anything really. Adverts, music, but mostly Neighbours... don't judge me. http://pollyjcscott.wordpress.com/