DejahThoris

A good man, the constant purpose of whose life is to conduct mischief. I'm a funny guy. No, really. Observational humor, and I say funny stuff, all the time.

Fuck bios..read my tweets.

I am one of the few blind people on here with the picture. Yeah hey. Go me!

Getting even

I enjoy spelunking, sentence diagrams, agit prop, and general condescension.

Eating my toast with the crust on, living the hard life.

I hope you guys didn't get any paper cuts while I was out getting shot and stabbed.

You will soon find out that I'm not as Mexican as you might think. In fact, my real name is Josh, if that tells you anything.