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Speak to the spirits of the sea for me Grandfather. My voice in lonely in the night.
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I wear uniforms the govt supplies... I carry weapons sometimes... mostly I hurt with words http://favstar.fm/users/SgtBlueEyes
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I will flood your timeline. My jokes arent for everyone. I RT human rights. My twitter has ADD.
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I'm not a writer of any sorts, I'm just a guy thats bored. Follow me and watch me shit on everyone else.
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It's always a pleasure to meet someone with no sense of humour, then when I fuck with their head, it's unbelievably satisfying.
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I'm just your average girl-next-door but with a sick, perverted sense of humor. Pastafarian Minister. Oh, and I write stories. Most of them are erotic. ;)