SouthrnDelovely

Speak to the spirits of the sea for me Grandfather. My voice in lonely in the night.

I wear uniforms the govt supplies... I carry weapons sometimes... mostly I hurt with words http://favstar.fm/users/SgtBlueEyes

I will flood your timeline. My jokes arent for everyone. I RT human rights. My twitter has ADD.

Queen of YOUR Universe papi :)~

I'm not a writer of any sorts, I'm just a guy thats bored. Follow me and watch me shit on everyone else.

I say what makes me happy

It's always a pleasure to meet someone with no sense of humour, then when I fuck with their head, it's unbelievably satisfying.

I'm just your average girl-next-door but with a sick, perverted sense of humor. Pastafarian Minister. Oh, and I write stories. Most of them are erotic. ;)