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I'll never stop looking for the good in people, but I've come to realize I won't always find it.
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I do not sound like Morgan Freeman, more like a 12 y/o boy going through puberty.
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If I had a gay dragon I would cover his scales in rhinestones then slap his ass and yell, "Fly, gay dragon!" and he would look so beautiful.
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I don't think I'm what they call a "cute" or "sweet" kind of awkward. I'm more of a "what the fuck is wrong with you" awkward. Dig it.
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Some may think I'm smug, but I'm mostly facetious and completely Insufferable.
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Pay for an award- pssht! This is the poor man's trophy-which is founded on the principle of democratically rewarding funny tweets. *NOT affiliated w/ Favstar!*
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I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I get turned on by camera equipment... and hot dudes but mostly just camera equipment. I am also known as Boobzilla on the twitter. Twitter.com/boobzillaz
