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I love clowns

I am starting to appreciate cauliflower.

I'd make a mix tape but there aren't any cassette tapes.

I sound super awkward. You love it.

Meh.

I wouldn't say boo to a goose. So fuck knows why I'm here.

If I had a gay dragon I would cover his scales in rhinestones then slap his ass and yell, "Fly, gay dragon!" and he would look so beautiful.