MinutesofMayhem

Southern guy in the desert. Created #boozeporn & #drunkbfastclub. Veni, Vidi, Whiskey. Maybe I drink too much. Have been told I'm Trouble. No Vagwhinas.

i used to be something more

I wake up, stretch my legs and things happen to me. I exaggerate these things into jokes and tweet them.

How the fuck did you find me here?.

Books.Coffee. Cats. Chess. Charcoal sticks. Pyroclastic flow. Old buildings. Eddie Izzard. Forensic. Push bike. I sketch & paint too. Power-tools. ♣

Freelance drummer & voiceover artist, with a passion for hypnosis. I can be heard voicing the new 118 118 tv ads! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_woOQcDZjk

I'm the neighbor Staring over the fence and wishing Your lot was a forest.

Queen of YOUR Universe papi :)~