My version of the "long Maori word" intro to The Lone Ranger by Quantum Jump
A belated birthday limerick for @dr_black
Wobbledy Gobbledy - an ode for bigger kids. Think Roald Dahl meets League of Gentlemen
"Road Kill" - a 'beat poem'/song spitting a bit of bile at the establishment
Prince Andrew slams paedo rumour-mongers: my comment in limerick form
"I want foxes to eat poo!" The meanderings of my 2-y-o son. What *would* Freud say? #kids #funny
Another old, verminous ode of mine "Rodenticide II - Bigger, Meaner, Smarter" (@dr_black - enjoy!)
A quick ode about the election #ge10 #hungparliament
Fearless 4yo Ellen's Halloween (after seeing @hurstakamiwurdz's spooky pics)
An 20-year-old ode of mine for National Poetry Day: "Rodenticide" #nationalpoetryday
