wowser

This is naught but an echo...

Why are sausages cylindrical? Coz that's how they roll.

Taking Stances since Jan-2010! Any+every point of view goes: don't be offended now: Take a stance on me! As cool as the statue, a genuine dude who loves to woo!

Former BBC news bod turned social media consultant and trainer.

I once won a freestyle battle outside a pub with a rap about Indiana Jones.

Cold, remote, dangerous, nice teeth* (*metaphor ends here).